Lesson 1: The 27-Year Ghost
A 50-person firm. Seven partners. A global network. Their Google profile: 1 review, 0 photos, no description. How a firm this established became invisible โ and the exact cost.
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Based on 300+ real GBP audits. 23 lessons. Specific patterns. Exact fixes. A free Google Business Profile masterclass for accounting and bookkeeping firms โ built from real audit findings, not generic advice.
I've spent the last month doing something nobody asked me to do.
I audited over 300 accounting and bookkeeping firms across the UK. Market towns. City centres. Multi-office practices. Franchise networks. Sole practitioners working from home. Firms with century-long histories and firms that opened last year.
Most had the same problems. Unclaimed profiles. Unanswered reviews. Invisible credentials. Legacy ghost profiles from mergers nobody told Google about. One competitor eating everyone's lunch while established firms with decades of experience sat completely invisible.
What I found is not available anywhere else. Not because it's secret. Because nobody else has done the work.
This Masterclass is everything I learned. Each lesson is built from real audits โ firms I've actually looked at, patterns I've actually measured, fixes I've actually verified. No theory. No generic advice lifted from Google's help pages. Just the specific, practical things accounting firms need to do to make their Google presence match their actual reputation.
No signup. No email capture. No pitch. Work through the lessons in order, or jump to the topic that matters most to your firm.
The bar is low. Most of your competitors haven't done any of this. The firms that win on Google aren't the best accountants โ they're the ones who showed up.
This Masterclass is also available as a free video series on YouTube. New case studies and tutorials drop every Monday.
Latest videos: Lesson 1 โ The 27-Year Ghost (8 min) | Lesson 2 โ The Report Card | Lesson 3 โ ยฃ5K Website vs ยฃ0 Profile | Lesson 4 โ 22 Reviews. 7 Years. Zero Replies. | Lesson 20 โ Google's AI Agent | Lesson 21 โ Update Your GBP for AI | Lesson 23 โ The Attention Gap
Each lesson is built from real audits. Click any lesson to read the full breakdown.
A 50-person firm. Seven partners. A global network. Their Google profile: 1 review, 0 photos, no description. How a firm this established became invisible โ and the exact cost.
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Google Connected GBP to Analytics. Most firms don't know this happened. Empty profiles are about to be exposed. How to prepare before the dashboard goes live.
You spent ยฃ5,000 on your website and ยฃ0 on your GBP. Google shows your profile 5x more. The math doesn't add up โ and I can prove it.
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22 five-star reviews. 7 years of testimonials. The profile was unclaimed โ the firm couldn't say thank you. What silence costs โ and the fix.
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Same brand. Same website. Same marketing from head office. Every single profile had the same gaps. The systemic accountability failure โ and the fix.
Google published a free playbook. I've audited 300 firms. Almost none have implemented the basics. The gap, quantified. The fix, in 2 hours.
After 300 audits, a handful of firms are exceptional. Complete, active, visibly trusted. Exactly what they do โ and how to replicate it.
4 mergers. 4 ghost profiles. Different names. Different reviews. No connection to the new brand. The exact 5-step fix for any firm that's acquired or merged.
The 7 problems accounting firms must fix now. FTC penalties up to $51,744 per violation. Google Trends data from 4 countries.
11 firms in one town. One dominates with 33 reviews at 4.9. Ten are invisible. Firm-by-firm breakdown, quantified pattern analysis, 6-step fix.
The definitive step-by-step guide. All 5 verification methods. Exact timelines. What to do if someone else already claimed your profile.
How to ask without violating policies. Templates. Handling negatives. Why review velocity matters more than total count. 30-minute audit checklist.
Don't touch anything for 72 hours. The exact day-by-day sequence for safely building out a newly verified profile.
Six practices merged into one brand. Three predecessor firms still live on Google. What prospects see, what it costs, step-by-step fix.
Financial Planning arm: 4.4 stars. Accounting arm: zero reviews, missing offices. The multi-entity gap โ how it happens and how to fix it.
Months on a rebrand. New logo. New website. Google still shows the old name. Four real patterns. 7-step rebrand audit.
You fixed everything. Then you stopped. What decays first, in what order, and what it costs to start over. GBP is a practice, not a project.
The definitive summary. Prevalence data. Exact cost of each mistake. Links to the detailed fix. Start here if you don't know where to start.
4 types that actually get read. Real examples you can adapt. A simple weekly rhythm that puts you ahead of 95% of competitors.
Google accidentally revealed an AI agent inside GBP messaging. What appeared, what experts warned, and the 9-step preparation checklist.
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Gemini is connected to GBP. Your profile now powers AI responses. Step-by-step guide to updating every field. 10-point self-audit checklist.
Gemini can update hours, draft replies, analyze feedback, create posts. But not in the UK yet. 7 things to fix before the rollout.
1 in 3 multi-office firms has one perfect GBP and three ghost towns. Three anonymized case studies. The 5-step fix that costs nothing.
I'm adding new lessons as I publish the audits. Here's what's in progress.
What to upload. Exact dimensions. Why photos get you 42% more direction requests. The photo audit checklist. Coming soon.
Primary vs secondary. How the wrong category makes you invisible. Why "Accountant" vs "Bookkeeping Service" changes everything. Coming soon.
Which numbers actually matter. How to turn Insights into a monthly report you'll actually use. Coming soon.
Why Name, Address, Phone must match everywhere. How to audit yours in 30 minutes. Coming soon.
How prospects use it. How competitors can abuse it. How to seed it with real client questions. Coming soon.
How to find your real local competitors on Google. How to spot the gaps they've left open. Coming soon.
I'll personally review your Google Business Profile and show you exactly what's missing. No cost. No pitch. No obligation.